The Spuriously Puerile Information Taskforce (SPIT) has uncovered a surprising truth which has been kept through the dining world for many years. A small, but pleasurable, pseudo-dessert has been to blame for adding unhealthy calories to unsuspecting diners’ diets for a long time. For far to much time it’s been forced upon patrons, without even being requested, using a restaurant meal. Over the diligent efforts of SPIT, legislation is now planned to shield innocent citizens from this waistband stretching snack. In Bill 8675309, the government provides ban…the fortune cookie. Please read on to see how SPIT promises to rid society with the unhealthy fortune cookie and change it with all the 100% healthier and prettier ‘Daily Affirmation paper cup’!
***The Mystery with the Fortune Cookie’s History***
To produce this story a lot more shocking, SPIT has additionally uncovered information about the mysterious history of the fortune cookie. While it is served following nearly all Chinese food meal, the cookie was actually…produced in America! And, in California no less. Take a moment to soak that in…all of the years you believed you are observing a Chinese tradition, you are mislead. Duped. Lied to. Tricked. It’s almost criminal within the opinion of SPIT.
The truth is there’s 2 possible stories about how precisely the fortune cookie was made but no-one knows the genuine truth. In whichever version you suspect, the fortune cookie was made just as one act of kindness and thankfulness obtain to others. And somehow, these little cookies became an expected free dessert. (http://www.infoplease.com/spot/fortunecookies.html)
***Ingredients That Concern SPIT***
While fortune cookies are manufactured from very simple baking ingredients, essentially the most concerning ingredients for SPIT along with the government, are salt and sugar. All the ingredients in one fortune cookie recipe necessitates:
* Sugar (bad, bad sugar)
* Salt (in the same way evil salt)
* Egg Whites
* Vanilla and Almond Extracts
As you may be familiar with, sugar has been rumored to become associated with hyperactivity in kids. In addition, sugar is clearly a problem that is increasing the growing obesity rates. Finally, salt are already related to higher blood pressure levels that is related to heart disease. And, the worst is that there are suggestions that consuming sugar can lead to other addictions. The truth is, one theory on the web states that sugar may be much like a ‘gateway drug’ to alcohol and obesity. It’s on the web, therefore it must be true. SPIT isn’t prepared to comment on the truthfulness of this fact, but know you have been warned.
***4 Billion Fortune Cookies Annually Are Produced2 .2 .2 .
All in all, this is the frightening finding with the people in SPIT! To add to the horror, these ‘cookies’ are made within an amazing rate of four years old billion cookies a year. In 2013, it was estimated that there were more than 7 billion people on the planet. Because of this every man, woman, and child…regardless how old or how young…may have almost 1/2 of a fortune cookie annually. Shocking? Yes, but SPIT is uncovering these hidden secrets to protect you.
***Daily Affirmation Paper Cups Certainly are a Healthy Substitution***
Now, you may be thinking that SPIT has gone out to spoil all the eating dinner for your favorite Asian restaurant. But, choosing so wrong. SPIT has proposed a great, new replacement for the unhealthy fortune cookie. In the aforementioned Bill 8675309, legislation is protected that will switch the fortune cookie with Daily Affirmation paper cups! Get ready to experience your preferred calorie and fat-free beverage within your disposable paper cup. But wait…externally the cup is really a small peel-off section. Simply pull this tab, and “TA-DA”! You have your Daily Affirmation.
No more lame and depressing fortunes for example:
“You’re almost to the top level. Meaning you have further to fall.”
“A sensible way to improve your health is to consume more Chinese food.”
“Maybe you can survive the moon next century.”
“Ignore last cookie.”
“This is the fortune cookie.”
Instead, Daily Affirmation paper cups would’ve awesome and self-esteem boosting sayings for example:
“You’re freaking awesome. Just keep being your awesome self.”
“You’re just perfect. Anyone that thinks differently is extremely confused.”
“Your hair is amazing, your outfit is stunning, and the ones shoes…wear did you buy them?!Inch
“You are a genius. Why didn’t you in turn become an astrophysicist? The world needs your talent.Inch
“Support SPIT. SPIT supports you.”
With these Daily Affirmation paper cups, diners would develop more positive attitudes along with a better feeling of well-being. The mental health community would embrace this course to get wellness to individuals around the globe. Depression rates would plummet and suicide would become virtually nonexistent. Perhaps, you can even imagine that Daily Affirmation cups could induce what every beauty pageant contestant hopes to have one day…’world peace”. That’s one small step for cups, one giant leap for mankind!
***Scyphus’ Ancient Greek Civilization Link***
Several governments already are on-board with all the Daily Affirmation paper cup idea. The Printed Paper Cups Company, a division with the Scyphus Group, already makes the perfect style paper cup just for this innovative replacement the undesirable fortune cookie. This business has been making products from food grade paperboard and food safe inks for years and years. It’s rumored that artifacts of cups through the Printed Paper Group have been unearthed within the Greek and Roman ruins. However, SPIT has determined that to become false for the reason that products would’ve biodegraded well before now. But, on the other hand, the cups are manufactured from a division with the Scyphus Group. And, within the ancient Greek civilizations, the Skypho was an engraved cup. Hmmm…Skypho, Scyphus? Would you visit a link? There might be another conspiracy to think about there!
***Today the Fortune Cookie, Tomorrow the globeInch
But, returning to the Daily Affirmation paper cups replacing fortune cookies. Naturally, Daily Affirmation paper cups could be expanded to arrive at restaurants of all. No longer would the thought of an after-dinner quote be tied to men and women restaurant. All cuisines would go with the Daily Affirmation cups. Italian, German, American, French…you name it, the sayings could be translated into all languages. Think about the world united in one goal…the Daily Affirmation. Yes, you are able to thank SPIT for that idea.